The History of the MulletThroughout the history of fashion in the world, there has been a plethora of bad hairstyles, none of which is more prominent than the mullet. Yes, that's right, mullets, you've all heard of them and chances are you're related to someone who has one. But do you really know anything about them? Hopefully by the time this class is over, each of you will leave here with a little more insight on the hair mystery that is the mullet. From origin, to some modern examples of this fashion phenomenon, to a lesson on the recognition of modern mullets, you will all leave this classroom informed. In order to fully understand the mysterious mullet, some
Cassie's HymnCassie, my CassieYour name in Japanese is Kashi (like the cereal)You have a mulletbut you're proud (at least I can find you, in a crowd)You look like a boy... in many ways.Small dice hang from your ears, like the 8-ball from my mirror.You're boots are pleather,and you look like a hooker.You dated Screech(I'm so sorry)I hated you at first, because you look like Fred Durst.But it's cool,You go to my school. We're good friends,And money you've got to lend.For this beautiful poem,I've written.Amen